This is one of the many advertisements the UFT was supposed to send out to prospective Colonists in order to goad them into joining the second wave of immigrants headed for Cantos Minor. The official story about the Colony at the time was that everything was fine and dandy. However, people began asking questions when they received no word from their close relatives at New Haven. This ad campaign was canceled due to its poor timing, but I happen to have friends at the firm that was assigned the job and now present the ad here. Another version was made with the slogan: "Come to the New Haven Colony...where nothing could possibly go wrong", but it was made by a disgruntled artist and was most likely a joke.